Haiku Madness

have balls & strikes. :smack:
Have downs and plays; period.
Viva zamboni!

Viva zamboni!
Was NOT one of M. Brando’s
Outstanding film roles.

Outstanding film roles.
& the name Nicholas Cage
Together? No way!

Together? No way!
Chocolate and peanut butter?
That’s the craziest

That’s the craziest
cocktail I’ve ever heard of -
Broccoli Gin Fizz.

Broccoli Gin Fizz
Just seven per day and I
Get all my veggies

Get all my veggies
Throw them all in the fryer
And serve them with ranch

and serve them with ranch
ranch, what an odd sounding word
ranch ranch ranch ranch ranch

ranch ranch ranch ranch ranch
The only salad dressing
I will eat is ranch

I will eat. Is ranch
On the salad, or is caesar?
Neither! Vinaigrette!

Neither! Vinaigrette!
(Hey wait, is that how you spell
that word? How bizarre…)

that word? How bizarre…)
A word that rhymes with purple?
How cool is hurple?

How cool is hurple?
Equal coolness as hurckle
I learnt two new words

I learnt two new words.
One was “shodle” for shoulder.
Thank you, three-year-old!

Thank you! Three-year-old
Bacon is much better than
No bacon at all

No Bacon at all
I see no Nietzsche nor Kant
This library sucks

This library sucks
It has no adult section
Where do I get porn?

Where do I get porn?
Do you even have to ask?
Type “porn”. Hit <enter>.

Type “porn”. Hit <enter>.
Get a deluge of results.
Which one to choose first?

Which one to choose first?
The lady or the tiger?
Should be obvious