Haiku Madness

I think you’ve lost it.
But in two thousand sixteen
I hope you find it.

I hope you find it.
True, it was a small penis;
But you had some fun.

But you had some fun
Until that day daddy took
The T-Bird away

The T-Bird away
On vacation; I think it’s
Visiting the fjords

Visiting the fjords
Is tricky when done at night.
Cold water runs deep.

Cold water runs deep.
I learned at the urinal.
Is that a stealth brag?

Is that a stealth brag
from a wealthy stag? Or just
an unhealthy nag?

an unhealthy nag
had an unusual neigh
I think she was hoarse

I think she was hoarse.
Incomprehensible Norse
shouted with great force

Shouted with great force:
“FUS RO DAH!!” – then I took an
Arrow to the knee

Arrow to the knee
Is much preferred over an
Arrow to the 'nads

Arrow to the 'nads
Painted on my thigh to warn,
Surgeon, don’t cut here!

Surgeon, don’t cut here!
Go north and hang a sharp left.
Take my spleen instead.

Take my spleen instead.
Start with a nice chianti
And some fava beans.

And some fava beans
AKA broad beans, tic beans,
And Lecter’s side dish

And Lecter’s side dish
But I thought that Clarice was
His dish on the side

His Dish on the side;
Two episodes and Hawkeye’s
Girl was ejected.

Girl was ejected
From the game. Never shoulda
Argued balls and strikes

Argued balls and strikes
In the middle of the game
Didn’t help Kobe

Didn’t help Kobe
because basketball doesn’t
have balls & strikes. :smack: