Song about beavers
I’m nor eager to hear it.
Not an animal fan.
Not an Animal fan
But I love the original
In-N-Out Burger
In-N-Out Burger
What I had when attempting
Eating with the flu
Eating with the flu
open may result in an
ashy aftertaste.
Ashy aftertaste
Is the least of your problems
When you’re Keith Richards
When you’re Keith Richards,
Girls line up around the block.
Have…have you SEEN them?
Have…have you SEEN them?
They were here minutes ago.
Where are my glasses?
Where are my glasses?
And where is my hearing aid?
Deaf and blind. And dumb.
Deaf and blind. And dumb.
Helen Keller & her dog
Her dress was yellow.
Her dress was yellow
because her lap dog FiFi
got too excited.
Got too excited.
I said I was sorry, hon.
Don’t need Trojans now.
Don’t need Trojens now.
But look! Somebody sent us
This big wooden horse!
This big wooden horse
He got sick and then got hoarse
Now he’s in a hearse
Now he’s in a hearse
air conditioner broken
guy in back won’t keep*
- True story - I know the cop; hot summer day, didn’t even give the driver a warning when he heard that excuse.
Guy in back won’t keep
Seated during the movie.
M & M WAR, NOW!
M & M WAR, NOW!
Everyone can pelt me!!
I prefer to “lose”.
I prefer to “lose”
What? Denial of service?
Kill off all the socks
Kill off all the socks.
In Boston and Chicago?
Red and white, you’re dead!
Red and white, you’re dead!
Beer and bourbon all around!
(not a fan of wine)
Not a fan of wine
Or hard liquor either, I
Live in a “dry” town