Live in a dry town
Means living in the desert
Hot, parched, summer days
Hot, parched, summer days:
I’ve got a buck-fifty, and
Here comes Good Humor!
“Here comes good humor”
I would shout that when I saw
George Carlin coming
George Carlin coming
Is what Brenda Hosbrook said
On her wedding night
On her wedding night
The runaway bride shouted
“So long, loser! Bye!”
“So long, loser! Bye!”
The runaway bride shouted
On her wedding night
On her wedding night
The runaway bride shouted
“So long! Yes! Hubby!”
:o
“So long! Yes! Hubby!”
What every man wants to hear
On his wedding night.
On his wedding night
Bullitt drove Mrs. Bullitt
Up to Half Moon Bay
“Up to Half Moon Bay”
Sounds like a euphemism
For something, by gum.
For something, by gum?
Double Bubble Bubble Gum?
Pink and sticky stuff.
Pink and sticky stuff
That is the money shot from
The Kirby porn flick
The Kirby porn flick:
No idea what that is?
Don’t click on that link!
Don’t click on that link!
Many possibilities…
I’ll spare your eyeballs.
I’ll spare your eyeballs
But I’ll strike your mouth and nose
(that’s bowling humor)
(that’s bowling humor)
fashionable rental shoes
spray cleaned after use
Spray cleaned after use
Was the rule for prostitutes
Working in Boston
Working in Boston
picking tea bags off the shore
'twas a thankless job.
'Twas a thankless job
She was selling door to door
Toothless debutante
Toothless debutante
with one blue glass eye and two
Silicone tatas.