To hell with the Mods!
I’ll swear as much as I want!
Hell! Damn! Poop! Barf! Fart!
Hell! Damn! Poop! Barf! Fart!
Yes, George Carlin would be proud
Seven words, plus five!
Seven words, plus five!
And so that makes it twelve words.
An even dozen!
An even dozen!
That sure beats an odd dozen
Unless it’s cronuts
Unless it’s cronuts
(a word I had to Google)
Me want. Me want now.
Me want. Me want now.
ME, TOO! Bullit should buy them
For ev’ryone here.
For ev’ryone here
Who love the 5-7-5
We haikuers rock!
We haikuers rock
Cronuts all around! For all!
Coffee and milk, too.
ETA: P.S. - you gotta try one. Find a local donut shop that makes them. They’re interesting and good, but not too good for you.
Coffee and milk, too.
One of I could do without
It’s not the cow juice
It’s not the cow juice
Making you beefy if it’s
One percent milk fat.
One percent milk fat
Is the kind of milk I bought
At Costco last night.
At Costco last night
I hate busy parking, there
And oh, those long lines!
And oh, those long lines!
I will probably never
Read Dickens again
Read Dickens again:
I’m darn sure he snuck a “F***”
Into a story.
Into a story
The F-word was inserted
Boinking all day long…
Boinking all day long
Bfor no good reason at all
Bpigs are damn noisy
Bpigs are damn noisy
Spider Mike & go-go girls
Said the Rubber Duck
Said the Rubber Duck
I am ready for bath time
Notify Ernie
Notify Ernie
Unless it’s Fozzie The Bear
Then notify Bert
Then notify Bert
Convy who broke the window
You’re a tattletale