You’re a tattletale
To all: have a great Sunday.
Happy Mother’s Day!
Happy Mother’s Day!
Thank you, mom, for raising me.
Happy Mother’s Day!
(can we keep that going today, Dopers?)
Happy mother’s day!
In case you somehow missed it,
It’s Mother’s Day today.
It’s Mother’s Day today
She gets just one day each year
The rest are Kid’s Days
The rest are Kid’s Days
But today is just for Mom.
Happy Mother’s Day!
Happy Mother’s Day!
Are you freakin’ deaf?? I said,
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!!!
Happy Mother’s Day!
Sorry I blew up the ship!
Love, Ellen Ripley.
Love, Ellen Ripley
But why did she chase that cat?
Happy Mother’s Day!
Happy Mother’s Day!
I sent a card to myself.
Your son, Norman Bates.
Your son Norman Bates
Will always take care of you
long after you’re gone
Long after you’re gone
The daisies will grow taller
They blow in the breeze
They blow in the breeze
here and there, and ev’rywhere
the petals of spring
“The Petals of Spring”:
Soon to be a shitty film
Starring Diane Lane.
Starring Diane Lane
Didn’t she horse around in
Secretariat?
Secretariat?
A horse that takes dictation?
Fetches coffee, too?
Fetches coffee, too?
And he’s so quick about it
Triple cream winner
Triple cream winner
Is a hard haiku starter
To get a grip on
To get a grip on
Get your own E-Z Grip-R
It’s new from Wham-O
It’s new from Wham-O,
Makers of Silly Putty;
Stuck in your carpet.
Stuck in your carpet,
A mess from the three year old.
You don’t want to know.