You don’t want to know
Where my mouth has been. Do you?
OK, On my face
OK, On my face
You will find two eyes, my mouth
And my nose, I think
And my nose, I think
It is is very beautiful
I picked it myself
I picked it myself
at Jimmy Joe Bob’s famous
Nose Emporium.
Nose Emporium
Quartrains of Nosrildomus
Ye Ol’ Factory
Ye Ol’ Factory
Smells. I mean, it really smells
And it’s so nosy
Good one, took me a sec there. 
And it’s so nosy
And they butt in, tell bad jokes
Bad sitcom neighbors
Bad sitcom neighbors
Fred, Ethel, Jerry, Millie
I Love Dick Van Dyke
I love dick. Van Dyke
beards suck. Don’t eat yellow snow.
Non sequiturs rock!
Non sequiturs rock!
Grab the cheese, don’t chew the steel
It’s chrysanthemum
It’s chrysanthemum
That was the winning word in
This year’s spelling bee.
This year’s spelling bee
We’re sad to say, is cancelled
On account of reign
On account of reign
King lost his horse in the rain
On account of rein
On account of rein
My horse stayed on the right path
Glad he didn’t stray
Glad he didn’t stray
From the straight & narrow path
Why? Poison Ivy
Why? Poison Ivy
Air bubble in IV line
Less detectable
Less detectable
Or so he thinks. Clues abound
To the observant
To the observant,
Floaties are IN your eyeballs
Not on the outside.
“Not on the outside!”
I hear it all too often;
Look, my underwear!
Look, my underwear!
It’s so silly you will smile
The judge did not smile