The judge did not smile;
He couldn’t get a date with
That Judge Milian.
That Judge Milian
Got me excited when she
Asked to see my briefs
Asked to see my briefs.
But I only wear boxers.
Or go commando.
Or go commando,
but only if you use the
right toilet paper.
right toilet paper
Roll has paper over spool
As God intended
As God intended
To have the whole weekend off,
He won’t be in church.
He won’t be in church
He farts way too much, he’d just
Sit in his own pew
Sit in his own pew
Evangelist talks of God
And how he needs cash
And how he needs cash
To pay for hookers and blow
(Pimps don’t take debit)
Pimps don’t take debit
Where do you enter PIN code?
Swipe? Or insert chip?
Swipe? Or insert chip?
Soon results in salty cash.
Make mine barbecue.
Make mine barbecue,
I like my meat well toasted,
No steak tartare, please.
No steak tartare, please
Now, St. Louis BBQ -
THAT’S got me goin’!
THAT’S got me goin’;
Riding mower’s brakes have failed.
Here come the lawn cops.
Here come the lawn cops.
You must water properly
or you will be fined.
or you will be fined
if your VHS is late
Blockbuster mem’ries
Blockbuster mem’ries
Bringing back the videotapes,
“Be kind, rewind”, yes.
“Be kind, rewind;” yes?
Daddy, what’s VHS mean?
I’ve no idea.
I’ve no idea.
But did I tell you about
8-track tape cassettes?
I had to look that one up. VHS stands for Video Home System.
Still in play: