Trump can’t stay in lines;
He lies about where they are.
Won’t get artists’ vote.
Won’t get artists’ vote
If you cut funding to the
NEA people.
NEA people,
Public support for the arts.
Always a good thing?
Always a good thing?
You mean choc’late chip cookies?
The answer is YES!
The answer is YES!
Then it was you all the time
You played that music
You played that music
That went round and round non-stop.
I wish I were deaf.
I wish I were deaf!
Then I wouldn’t be hearing
This crazy election!
(^ too many syllables)
This crazed election!
A choice between two geezers.
I’ll choose the sane one.
I’ll choose the sane one.
Voted for Bill Clinton.
Hillary’s turn next.
Hillary’s turn next;
Find herself a gigolo
Who’s hung like a horse.
Who’s hung like a horse?
Man o’ War, Mister Ed, and
Secretariat
Secretariat?
A horse that takes dictation?
Brings your coffee, too?
Brings your coffee to
Your table, with newspaper…
What’s a newspaper? 
What’s a newspaper?
Archaic source of the news,
Great Sunday crosswords.
“Great Sunday crosswords.”
Perry White’s exclamation,
Now, “Great Caesar’s Ghost.”
Now, Great Caesar’s Ghost!
Gaius Julius Caesar,
Beware! Ides of March.
Beware! Ides of March.
May, June and December too.
Danger all year long.
Danger all year. Long
Nights until the calendar
Turns. Then we’ll be safe.
Turns, then we’ll be safe
Straightaways are easier
Forget roundabouts
Forget roundabouts.
What’s that in the road? A head!
Old Benny Hill joke.