“You got red on you”
said the frog in the blender.
“Next time use the lid.”
“Next time use the lid,”
As the coffin overturned.
Tumbling down she went.
Tumbling down, she went
“Snap!” “Crackle!” “Pop!” Note to self:
No sex on ladders.
No sex on ladders.
And no sex on chutes, either.
Find another game.
Find another game
We don’t play Texas hold 'em
With all face cards wild
With all face cards wild,
Everyone had five aces.
Ante up again.
Ante up again
Re-awaken mom’s sister
Auntie up again
Auntie up again,
Though we tried to put her down.
Arsenic won’t work.
Arsenic won’t work
So then we’ll try some old lace
And charge up the stairs
And charge up the stairs;
battery escalators!
What a dumb idea!
What a dumb idea!
So many spring to my mind -
I cannot choose one.
I cannot choose one:
Just found a “cupcakery,”
Tiny cakes galore!
Tiny cakes galore
Barbie’s Malibu bake shop
Ken is getting fat
Ken is getting fat,
Too big to zip up his pants.
Diet or new pants.
Diet or new pants
Diet AND new pants, Lost weight
is expensive too
Is expensive too -
That Ken is high maintenance!
Barbie needs big bucks.
Barbie needs big bucks
She just got her deer license
And a pink shotgun
“And a pink shotgun!”
Last item on xmas list
by Sarah Palin.
“By Sarah Palin,”
The book said on the cover.
A coloring book.
A coloring book
makes poor campaign strategy
Trump can’t stay in lines