Alas they’re dead now
Team Sweden took them out, our
Womens’ Soccer Team
Women’s Soccer Team
I had that dream before, too.
But I was naked.
But I was naked,
Playing with myself in bed.
Did anyone see?
Did anyone see?
Pink elephants everywhere
I need to sit down
I need to sit down,
A great nightmare has come true.
Donald Trump has won.
Donald Trump has won.
And he’s standing here naked?
I hope I’m dreaming.
I hope I’m dreaming
THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT!!!
2016 Champs!
(2016 = twenty sixteen)
2016 Champs
Are the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Led by our King James!
Led by (your) King James!
Your Cavs spanked my Warriors
Congrats to the Cavs!
Congrats to the Cavs!
You throw balls into circles
Better than others
Better than others
But I’m not as good as some
I’m in the middle
I’m in the middle,
Midst two bookends, as it were.
Immobility.
I’m in the middle
Hey, don’t write yourself off yet
It just takes some time
Immobility
Individuality
Lackadaisical
Lackadaisical,
Indifferent to so much,
sounds just like my ex.
Sounds just like my ex
Who spoke like Sheldon Cooper.
Pity his new love.
Pity his new love
She’ll find out one day that he
Snores like a buzzsaw
Snores like a buzzsaw,
Belches like a machine gun.
Fit to wed the deaf.
Fit to wed the deaf
After ASL lessons
Yells his fingers off
Yells, “His finger’s off!”
Zombie is coming apart.
You got red on you.