Everywhere, cut, cut.
Stanley Kubrick was such a
fussy director.
Fussy director
A pain to work with for sure
Ed Wood was better
Ed Wood was better
Elwood was a Blues Brother
Petrified wood was.
Petrified wood was
Ossified and terrorized.
Ever have scared wood?
Ever have scared wood?
It doesn’t stay that way long
Maybe you knew that?
Maybe you knew that?
But then, maybe you didn’t?
What was the question?
What was the question?
And if this is the question,
What is the answer?
(channelling Gertrude Stein, though not in the right order)
What is the answer?
You’re not going to like it…
it is forty two
It is forty two
In the morning and I have
Not slept in a week.
Not slept in a week
Of Sundays. Caffeine free my
Ass. Herbal tea blows.
Ass herbal tea blows
Much to my amazement as
It’s so nicely named
“It’s so,” nicely named
Baby Gabby uttered on
The day she was born.
The day she was born
The angels got together…
Karen Carpenter!
Karen Carpenter
Lulled millions with tranquil song.
She now rests in peace.
She now rests in peace,
She left it all to her niece,
That girl is rich now.
That girl is rich now,
Though not so rich in spirit.
Poor little rich girl.
Poor little rich girl.
Hall & Oates had something to
Say on the subject.
Say on the subject
I mean stay on the subject
Damn those pesky Ts
Damn those pesky Ts;
Getting in the way of some
Bikini-top pix.
Bikini-top pix
Are much more effective when
Breasts are big and full.