Breasts are big and full
They are my favorites things
'Cause they have no bones.
'Cause they have no bones
Bananas are the best fruit
Others have bones, no?
Others have bones, no?
Fish, birds, even elephants.
Alas, not sea slugs.
Alas, not sea slugs.
They are boneless and have no
Crunchiness factor.
Crunchiness factor:
Onomatopoetic.
Nice. Back SLAP! for you.
Nice. Back SLAP! for you.
We might play football but I’m
Not slapping your butt.
Not slapping your butt
'less you buy me dinner first
Later, cigarettes
Later, cigarettes.
We don’t need your stinking weed.
Sweet weed’s legal now.
Sweet weed’s legal now
“Hey dude, want some righteous bud?”
Get baked, party on!
Get baked, party on!
There’s worse things that you could do
so enjoy yourselves
So enjoy yourselves,
The Giants swept the Dodgers!
Even year magic.
Even year magic
Every other year I saw
A woman in half
A woman in half
is no less perplexing than
a woman in full.
A woman in full
Moonlight shining on her skin:
A romantic sight.
A romantic sight?
I hope you’re not thinking of
Clowns luring children.
Clowns luring children
"Want some candy little boy?
“Cram it, Clown!”, he said.
“Cram it, Clown!”, he said.
That ruse is a bizarre meme,
Bizarre mime retort.
Bizarre mime retort
From some chain smoking French guy
What is it with frogs?
What is it with frogs?
Their numbers declining fast,
How can they be saved?
How can they be saved?
From the enter-er-nal grave?
Tommy can you hear…