A name for my dog–
If yours is the gassy type
You might try “burpo”
You might try burpo
But then say, “Excuse me-o”
Or else you’d be rude
Or else you’d be rude
Pull my finger as penance
Then inhale deeply
Then inhale deeply
Giants beat the Cubs last night
Even year magic!
Even year magic
Every other year I saw
A woman in half
A woman in half
Is still wholly perplexing
Second time around.
Second time around
Time for twice baked potato
And some refried beans
And some refried beans
Guys sit around the campfire
Blazing Saddles farts!
Blazing Saddles farts!
Stinking up Home on the Range.
Yours or the horse’s?
Yours or the horse’s?
Only two-oh-six days 'til
Kentucky Derby
(two-oh-six, as in 206 days until 06 May 2017)
Kentucky Derby
Boston Beanie, 'Frisco Fez
Help me choose a hat
Help me choose a hat
Something stylish, with pizzazz
No sombreros, please.
No sombreros! Please,
Baseball caps to be worn now.
Congrats to the Cubs!
Congrats to the Cubs!
What a game! But Cleveland will
Be their nemesis!
Be their nemesis,
Indians or the Cubbies,
A long wait, for both.
A long wait, for both
Detroit Lions and Tigers
I am not hopeful
I am not hopeful:
Star Wars VII bit the bag.
Will VIII and IX, too?
Will VIII and IX, too?
VI is afraid of VII
'cause VII VIII IX
'cause VII VIII IX
Hostess cupcakes and countless
M & Ms (peanut)
M & Ms (peanut)
Melt in your mouth, not your hand.
Except the peanut.