Except the peanut
He might be a big goober
Where is the butter?
“Where is the butter?!?”
What you might hear me say when
I run out of lube
I run out of lube
I call it a night as I
Sing ‘how dry I am’
Sing ‘how dry I am’
As I’m walking parched across
The Gobi Desert
The Gobi Desert
Still has that tramp steamer from
“CE3K” there?
CE3K there?
Devils Tower, Wyoming?
Don’t plant in your home.
Don’t plant in your home
Plant your seeds in your field. From
Farming for Dummies
Farming for Dummies:
“You will not get doughnuts from
planting Cheerios.”
Planting Cheerios.
Pour them in your bowl. Add milk.
The breakfast chow-down.
The breakfast chow-down:
Fried eggs, bacon, sausages.
Ah, cholesterol!
Ah, cholesterol!
Eating full-cream Brie right now,
synchronicity.
Synchronicity
Grandma screamin’ at the wall
Can’t hear anything
Can’t hear anything;
Annnnnd…“You’ll have to speak up I
Got beans in my ears… .”
Got beans in my ears!
Beans, beans, they’re good for your heart
Eat more? Then you’ll fart.
Eat more? Then you’ll fart
Eat less? Then you’ll diet
Eat nothing? You’ll die
Eat nothing? You’ll die,
And earth worms will munch on your
Decomposing flesh.
Decomposing flesh
Would you like some fries with that?
Lib’ral Arts major
(foul)
Lib’ral Arts major
Wants to buy a pair of shoes
Buys lott’ry ticket
Buys lott’ry ticket
To go see the World Series
Cubs and Indians