Haiku Madness

Evel Knievel
Broke every bone except his
Pinky. Heard it said.

Pinky. Heard it said
What will we do tonight, Brain?
Take over the world

Take over the world
Or maybe just my household
You gotta start small

You gotta start small
Figure it out, plan it well
Then you must go big

Then you must go big
or go to your residence
(Go big or go home)

Go big or go home
It is what it is. Have I
Missed any clichés?

Missed any clichés?
Television commercials
Have a lot of them

Have a lot of them
hoar doovers, and ain’t they sweet?
Little cheese and meat.

Little cheese and meat?
Peanut butter and jelly?
Mmmm-m! Goooood cracker!

Mmmm-m! Goooood cracker!
I don’t disagree, but why
Directed at me?
mmm

Directed at me?
Why me? asked Pence when he went
To see Hamilton

To see Hamilton
In the room where it happens
Can’t say no to this

Can’t say no to this:
The Niners’ season is done.
Wait until next year.

Wait until next year
When the Indians win the
World Series. Go Tribe!

World Series, go Tribe!
Kluber just ran out of gas
Alas, Game 7

Alas game 7
No game 8. Season’s over.
Give it up. Move on.

Give it up??! Move on??!
You are obviously lost.
Baseball’s our pasttime!

Baseball’s our pastime
And past time it is to stop
Living in the past.

Living in the Past
Aqualung. Thick as a Brick.
Best of Jethro Tull

Best of Jethro Tull
Like Aqualung, and Stand Up.
I’ll take Boston’s 1st.