Using it helps, too
That’s right, I am a user
But not a loser
But not a loser
But not a winner either
I’m fair to middlin’
I’m fair to middlin.’
I’d like to get a nice tan
but I’m pale Irish.
but I’m pale Irish.
I was a rich man, all day
long I’d biddy bum
long I’d biddy bum
bibbity bobbity boo
scooby dooby do
“Scooby Dooby Do,”
should be, “Rooby Rooby Ro.”
E-nun-ci-ate, please.
E-nun-ci-ate, please
Sounds like Mom talking to me
From within her urn
From within her urn
I heard the sickly sprit
Resume her coffin
Resume her coffin
I have something you can suck
Here, have a cough drop
Here, have a cough drop
You’re sounding like Rod Stewart
After five encores
After five encores,
even I had had enough
of John Denver’s show.
of John Denver’s show
I would need only one song
Rocky Mountain High
Rocky Mountain High
Tween altitude & pot laws
Get high two ways now
Get high two ways now.
Breath deep the gathering gloom.
Country and Western.
Country and Western.
Hey, why’d they turn out the lights?
Bob’s country bunker
Bob’s Country Bunker
Robert’s Chalet Bucolique
Red, white and blue, both
Red, white and blue, both
Anthems sung beautifully
Those Canadians
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Those Canadians
Have a smart and skilled PM
Un-American
Un American,
Dos Spaniards plus drei Germans
Equals a six-pack!
Equals, a six pack
And half-dozen nonetheless
Argue who’s greater.