For the record, capitalization and punctuation are fair game to fiddle with.
On Broadway, it stank,
Which fit, given the show’s name:
Fart, The Musical!
fart, the musical
instrument I am best at
wanna hear Greensleeves?
Wanna hear Greensleeves?
Bill Robertson plays it on
That “Lost in Trek” show.
That “Lost in Trek” show
Was a total rank rip off
Of “Star in Space”, man.
Of “Star in Space”, man
I misspelled ‘stare into space’
A whole new meaning
A whole new meaning
To the phrase ‘I don’t think so’
ACA repeal
ACA repeal:
Never said they’d replace it
With something better.
With something better.
Yes, that’s in fact what you said.
Video’s a bitch.
Video’s a bitch,
killing the radio star.
Tweet it now: “So sad”.
Tweet it now: “So sad”
Tweet it later: “Now I’m glad”
Thanks for the updates
“Thanks for the Updates”?
I think Bob Hope has nothing
to worry about.
to worry about
sleep causes insomnia
how ironical
How ironical
to press an unwrinkled shirt.
It’s so comical.
It’s so comical:
A dunce cap! Sorry, I thought
you said, “conical.”
You said conical
Vial plus vortex mixer makes
Liquid tornado.
Liquid tornado?
We’re definitely not in
Kansas anymore
Kansas anymore
Or Arkansas any less.
New Jersey, the same.
New jersey the same
as the old jersey, it just
smells a bit better
Smells a bit better
since I switched deodorant.
Using it helps, too.