Haiku Madness

Try to tee it up?
What’s this, haiku driving range?
Still balls. No challenge.

Still balls. No challenge.
We desire our balls to be
Glowing orbs of light.

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170523/f4e16df2fa6073933fdf040e3f1db9d2.jpg

Still Balls, No Challenge
Sure is a funny name for
That new coffee shop

Argh, for I am Ninja’d!

Glowing orbs of light
Trump looks like an evil sage
From Hobbit movie

From Hobbit movie
To Russia to Israel
Trump’s ubiquitous
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Trump’s ubiquitous!
I’d hoped not to meet him here
In Haiku Madness!

:smack::mad::smack::mad::mad::mad:

In Haiku Madness
Nonsense like Trump can be made
Into tiny art

Into tiny Art
Is where mini Paul Simon
Put song ideas

Put song ideas
In short syllabic verses
You have a haiku
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

You have a haiku.
I have a banzai. We have
Tree and poetry.

Tree and poetry
Chocolate and vanilla
Dog and butterfly
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Dog and Butterfly
Just cannot use Tapatalk
'Cuz they have no thumbs

'Cuz they have no thumbs–
One reason you never see
horses hitch-hiking.

Horses hitchhiking?
And some dogs playing poker?
Now I’ve seen it all

Now I’ve seen it all
Said the blind man, who really
Hadn’t seen a thing

“Hadn’t seen a thing.”
Said the blind man to deaf man
The deaf man said “Huh?”

The deaf man said “Huh?”
He acted like he can’t hear
But he had two ears

But he had two ears
Of delicious, buttered corn
That he shared with me

That he shared with me
His wife only proved to me he’s my
Most generous friend

Most generous friend
To you maybe, but for his
Wife, hmmm… Not so much?

Wife, hmmm… Not so much
I have seven girlfriends and
A German Shepherd