On a mirror, natch.
Is the best place to sniff coke
Per all the movies
Per all the movies
Fruit carts have but one purpose
To get knocked over
To get knocked over,
Your Lego tower needs a
Clumsy kid sister.
Clumsy kid sister
Dropped my iPhone in toilet
Now it’s a SHiTPhone
Now it’s a SHiTPhone;
With the reception I get?
Very accurate.
Very accurate
But not precise. What in the
ISO is that?!
ISO? is that
a word photographers use?
or a Craigslist ad
Or a Craigslist add.
In other words, move along.
Nothing to see here.
Nothing to see here.
Oh, wait! snort My eyes are blosed!
What a silly bunt.
What a silly bunt
Went all the way to left field
And over the fence
And over the fence
Jumped the sheep, then another
Then one more and zzzzzzz
then one more and zzzzzzz…
…oinks! said Shaggy. Fire up the
Mystery Machine!
Mystery Machine:
The device that turns food in-
to my wife’s cooking.
To my wife’s cooking
I compose an ode in praise,
It is most sublime!
(spoken by my husband 
:D)
It is most sublime,
Not sublemonal. So your
Man, Darren, gets it.
Man, Darren, gets it.
Endora will NEVER stop
calling him, “Durwood.”
calling him, “Durwood.”
Seems like a small price to pay
to have hot witch wife
to have hot witch wife
or a beautiful genie
Bewitched or Jeannie?
Bewitched or Jeannie?
“I’d buy THAT for a dollar!”
Can I have them BOTH?
Can I have them both?
You can not and you may not.
You are out of luck.