Though I am a guy
I watch Oprah and Ellen
And Dancing with Stars
**We are approaching post # 1000. Who woulda thought? Certainly not me.
Whoever posts # 1000 gets a double dip in the goody bag!**
And Dancing with Stars
Should be renamed Who’s Dancing?
At least this season.
At least this season
TV causes discomfort
I like to read books
I like to read books
but not now that spring is here
Go outside and play!
Go outside and play
Or stay in and write haiku
We’ve four more to go!
We’ve four more to go?
Fourteen, I think you meant, 'til
magic one thousandth.
Magic one thousandth
Will mark end of Page Twenty.
My guess? otternell.
“My guess? otternell.”
Quite reasonable, I think.
Soon we all shall see.
soon we shall see
said the blind man to the mute
“I’ll say” he shot back
“I’ll say” he shot back
threw back a shot, another
And soon was blind drunk
And soon was blind drunk
As we enter 990s
Who’s gonna be grand?
Who’s gonna be grand?
Who’s gonna get a double dip
In the goodie bag?
in the goodie bag
are there any fig newtons?
a cookie question
A cookie question:
ginger snap or chocolate chip?
I’ll take the first, thanks.
I’ll take the First, thanks.
What a blessed amendment!
Religious freedom!
(blessed pronounced bless-ed, as in “blessed event”)
Religious freedom
I am now a snake charmer
God bless 'Merica!
God bless 'Merica
Where an underprivileged child
Could hit 1000
Could hit 1000
Get these haikus Threadspotted?
We’re about to learn!
We’re about to learn!
I’m post number one thousand?
All hail Mr. ‘stard!