check under merkin
Its definitely not hers,
one syllable high.
Ooops - forgot which line I was supposed to use.
Don’t blow the show, though
if you do, we’ll have a row
wrapped up with a bow
wrapped up with a bow
Orca’s blow hole is a star
Whale sneezing hello
Whale sneezing hello
Is something more pleasant than
shaking hands with squid
Shaking hands with squid–
That we did not do during
initiation…
Initiation
Into the Gas Masters Club
Involves flatulence
Involves flatulence
the Fart Proudly Club salutes
Benjamin Franklin
Benjamin Franklin
printer, writer, diplomat
and inventor - wow!
And inventor, wow!
look at all the great things we
depend upon now
depend upon now
tomorrow will be too late
yesterday has passed
Yesterday has passed.
Remember to be here now.
Says Baba Ram Das.
Says Baba Ram Das
“I’m really Richard Alpert,
You know, the Lost dude”
You know, the lost Dude,
Not Jeffrey Lebowski, but
the bowling ball Dude
The bowling ball dude
rolled a funny gutter ball
youtube history
YouTube history
is even now written by
idjits with cameras.
Yes, I pronounce “cameras” as having two syllables.
Idjits with cam’ras
Are flooding my email box
With pictures of crap
Thank you!
With pictures of crap.
I really wish I hadn’t
Googled “scat music”
Googled “scat music”
Got pics of musical cats
I forgot the “s.”
I forgot the “s”
and thu mut edit my pot
Seriously, though . . .
Seriously, though…
Healthcare bill Armageddon!!!
You can stop laughing
You can stop laughing
I look awesome in fishnets
Though I am a guy