April 15th - Ugh!
I can’t believe you’re not done
Done February
Done February
Miss March, Miss April, Miss May
Now to boink Miss June
NOW to boink Miss June?
Wow! Talk about girl-on-girl
action. Too damn much.
Action: too damn much;
comedy: not yet enough;
Horror: is the best.
Horror: is the best
I frequent horror houses
Buncha cheap horrors
One of the best yet. 
Buncha cheap horrors
They cut off all of my limbs
And now they charge me?
And now they charge me?
I thought they all would be free,
not just the first one.
Not just the first one
But the second, third, and fourth
Are all great movies.
Are all great movies
based on box office returns?
What a sad concept!
What a sad concept
Hollywood a cutthroat place
as Orson Welles learned.
As Orson Welles learned
if you have a cool sounding
voice, you will go far.
“Voice, you will go far,”
she said, but 'twasn’t my name;
still, I did not mind.
Still, I did not mind
the way she colored her nails
New Jersey trash gal
New Jersey trash gal
She got bad skin, too much hair
And she’s way too loud
And she’s way too loud
When she talks at the movies,
I can’t hear the film.
I can’t hear the film
'cause both my ears are missing
who heisted my ears?
Who heisted my ears?
I think the femme fatale did
Check under her muff
check under her muff
that muff stuff’s sure tough enough
check under merkin
Check under her merkin
That merkin’s there fer ferkin
Don’t blow the show, though