Haiku Madness

They melt in July
and freeze in February
The plight of poor folk

The plight of poor folk
Government cheese offices
No macaroni

No macaroni
Yummy coconut cookie
Wait, that’s macaroon

Wait, that’s macaroon
While I’m thinking of that dumb
Los Del Rio song

Los Del Rio song?
Definitely not written
by Bach or Handel!

By Bach or Handel!
Those suites called Water Music!
By Johann or George?

Georg Friedrich, natch
a very talented guy;
go for Baroque, dude!

wtf ???!!?!?!?! :slight_smile:

“Go for baroque dude!”
Though I might have heard him wrong
Big Obama fan

Big Obama fan
But not such a big fan of
Pelosi and Reid

Pelosi and Reid
How 'bout “Reid or Pelosi”
Is ole pro dier?

Is ole pro dier?
Is gibberish in fashion?
Is the pope catholic?

Is the pope Catholic?
Doesn’t that have six syllables?
that makes it quite foul

The pope? Catholic?
I would certainly say so.
It makes the most sense.

Still wondering how we jumped from this:

To this:

:D:D:D

Anyway, carry on. It’s all good.

That makes it quite foul?
My pronounciation: Two-
Syllable Catholics

Mea culpa for the earlier Handel jump.

“Syllable Catholics”
would be five if you (like me)
use a silent “o.”

Use a silent “O”
Turning “Bozo” into “Boz”
Use Common English

Use common English
But not too common english
have a little tact

have a little tact
in fact have lots of tacts but
don’t get overtaxed

“Don’t get overtaxed!”
good advice as Tax Day comes
April 15th - ugh!