The Hallmark Channel’s
Got lots of yearning love there
‘Cause Christmas is here!
‘Cause Christmas is here,
Certain haiku-ers have been
Into the egg nog.
Into the egg nog?
It’s spiked! Fuckin’-A, bubba.
Because it’s Christmas!
Because it’s Christmas
And it comes this time each year
So say the Beach Boys
So say the Beach Boys
With their festive song, Frosty
In their Christmas cheer
In their Christmas cheer,
Christmas cheer, Christmas cheer. Did
I say Christmas cheer?
I say, Christmas cheer!
Hey kids — the day has begun.
Yes, Christmas is here!
Yes, Christmas is here!
Only one more day to go
Until Boxing Day!!
Until Boxing Day
arrives, it’s still Christmas here
Yes, it’s Christmas Day!
Yes, it’s Christmas Day!
Just 365
Days 'til Christmas Day!
Days ‘til Christmas Day
It’s over now, but you know
New Year’s comes next week
New Year’s comes next week
But for now, let it be known:
Yes, it’s Boxing Day!
Yes, it’s Boxing Day!
Thanks for reminder, M³
Or, St. Stephen’s Day
- — that’s “M cubed”, dontChaKnow
Or, St. Stephan’s Day.
Or, The Feast of Stephen, where
Stephen is toasted.
Stephen is toasted
As the first Christian martyr
Today, Boxing Day!
Today, Boxing Day
Tomorrow we’ll be wrestling
Thursday, jiu-jitsu
Thursday, jiu-jitsu
Sundown Friday, Shabbos, goes
into Saturday
Into Saturday
We go. Today’s tomorrow’s
Yesterday, you know.
Yesterday, you know
But what about Hey Jude or
Mean Mr. Mustard?
Mean Mr. Mustard.
Are or were you a colonel?
Conservatory?