Conservatory?
Candlesticks, knife, or poison?
I haven’t a Clue
I haven’t a clue
About this brand new tattoo.
Margaritaville!
Margaritaville
Sounds lovely, but I’d rather
Live on Bourbon Street
Live on Bourbon Street,
Appearing nightly: Upchuck
And The Hurl Project.
And The Hurl Project
Doesn’t sound like something that
I would enroll in
I would enroll in
Any group that would have me
As a member. Not!
As a member, not
Only do I disagree
I in fact resign.
I, in fact, resign
From the Fact Checkers Union.
Fix your own mistakes.
fix your own mistakes
I unwisely said to Dad
and then he killed me
And he killed me
But I rose once more, renewed.
My name is Jason.
My name is Jason.
You have any golden fleece.
I am just asking.
I am just asking:
Will “The Wild Wild West” ever
be back on TV?
Be back on, TV.
Why d’ya hafta shut off? All
I did was throw shoe.
I did was throw shoe
And she did was throw a punch
Why I talk this way?
Why I talk this way?
There’s something wrong with my head
Drain bamage I guess
Brain damage I guess
Is the reason why I watch
So much dumb TV.
So much dumb TV
Causes one to unspooner
Spice noonerisms.
Spice noonerisms
I got toes, Mary, and rhyme
No sparsley and page
No sparsley and page.
Are used in this recipe.
So it tastes like crap.
So it tastes like crap
It’s make from shiitake 'shrooms
What did you expect?