What did you expect?
The Spanish Inquisition
No one expects that
No one expects that
The wonder-mutt has Powers;
Check out the Fart Ray!
Check out the fart, Ray!
(Mr. Charles is known as
a fart connoisseur)
A fart connoisseur
gave my dog some broccoli
his eyes are burning
his eyes are burning
not sure why, maybe because
I lit them on fire
I lit them on fire.
C’mon baby, light my fire
Jim Morrison sang.
Jim Morrison sang
like ten miles of bad road. Good
thing he was pretty.
Thing He was pretty.
Thing She was strong. Thing Three was
Above average.
Above average
And absolutely normal
Ab-normal for short
Ab-normal for short-
Stop, ran like an obese sloth,
Took ten feet to stop.
Took ten feet to stop
Alas, I only have two
That is why I crashed
That is why I crashed.
I fought the law and law won.
Law of gravity.
Law of gravity
is one we should all obey
except OK Go
except OK, Go,
and a few others, I hate
all two-letter words
All two-letter words
Are all half as dirty as
All four-letter words
All four letter words
Have one thing in common: They
All have four letters.
All have four letters
And I, of course, have zero
No one will write me
No one will write me
A limerick anymore
It’s only haiku
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It’s only haiku
But I like it, I like it.
Yes by god I do.
yes by god I do
hereby loudly proclaim that
I’m an atheist