Haiku Madness

I’m an atheist.
Used to be a b-theist.
Practice makes perfect.

Practice makes perfect.
That does not always work out
I’m good for nothing.

I’m good for nothing
But eating a fat pretzel
While drinking a beer.

While drinking a beer
My bro asked me to hold, I
Missed his final stunt :_(

Missed his final stunt
Cannonball man’s at the club
I think he’ll be fired

I think he’ll be fired
By the current President
Trump says “You’re fired!”

Trump says “You’re fired!
Wait! I mean your’re fried!” he was
Speaking to an egg

Speaking to an egg
“I got a yolk.” Egg: “I can
See the yolk on you.”

See the yolk on you.
Think eggs are ova rated?
There’s a thread for that.

There’s a thread for that
She said, watching me hem my
pants with a stapler

Pants with a stapler:
Less fab than underwear with
Pencil sharpener.

Pencil sharpener
With a pen in it made an
inkcredible mess

Inkcredible mess?
I can easily believe
it needs to be washed

It needs to be washed
For superb love-making. I’m
Talking 'bout your sheets.

Talking 'bout your sheets
Will mark you as a newbie
In the KKK

In the KKK
they have long celebrated
racist moron pride

Racist moron pride
On a diet of silence
And violence thrives.

And violence thrives
Where open hearts hide. You can
Score one for shadow.

Score: one for Shadow,
two for Spot. Round 1 of the
Flyball tournament.

Flyball tournament
In chaos when champ exposed
Eating juiced kibble.