I’m an atheist.
Used to be a b-theist.
Practice makes perfect.
Practice makes perfect.
That does not always work out
I’m good for nothing.
I’m good for nothing
But eating a fat pretzel
While drinking a beer.
While drinking a beer
My bro asked me to hold, I
Missed his final stunt :_(
Missed his final stunt
Cannonball man’s at the club
I think he’ll be fired
I think he’ll be fired
By the current President
Trump says “You’re fired!”
Trump says “You’re fired!
Wait! I mean your’re fried!” he was
Speaking to an egg
Speaking to an egg
“I got a yolk.” Egg: “I can
See the yolk on you.”
See the yolk on you.
Think eggs are ova rated?
There’s a thread for that.
There’s a thread for that
She said, watching me hem my
pants with a stapler
Pants with a stapler:
Less fab than underwear with
Pencil sharpener.
Pencil sharpener
With a pen in it made an
inkcredible mess
Inkcredible mess?
I can easily believe
it needs to be washed
It needs to be washed
For superb love-making. I’m
Talking 'bout your sheets.
Talking 'bout your sheets
Will mark you as a newbie
In the KKK
In the KKK
they have long celebrated
racist moron pride
Racist moron pride
On a diet of silence
And violence thrives.
And violence thrives
Where open hearts hide. You can
Score one for shadow.
Score: one for Shadow,
two for Spot. Round 1 of the
Flyball tournament.
Flyball tournament
In chaos when champ exposed
Eating juiced kibble.