Eating juiced kibble.
Is what got Lance Armstrong’s dog
Banned from A K C
Banned from A K C?
W T F?! (Or where’s
The F, as in “fried”)?
The F, as in “fried”)?
Kentucky Boiled Chicken is
Much worse than it sounds
Much worse than it sounds:
line-dancing with broken leg
even using crutch
I just pissed myself
off with a benign haiku.
This starts my memoir.
Even using crutch
I put flow before the go.
I just pissed myself.
IN PLAY:
This starts my memoir.
This starts my memoir:
“All this happened, more or less
And I brought the cheese.”
And I bought the cheese.
And then I cut the cheese with
My Exacto knife.
My Exacto knife.
Allows precise cuts for crafts
Cuts fingers as well.
Cuts fingers as well
sharp knives don’t draw distinctions
just be careful, friend
Just be careful, friend.
It takes practice to master
your mumblety-peg.
Your mumblety-peg?
A dangerous game with knives
better stick to chess
better stick to chess
Is that game too fast for you?
How about Go Fish?
How about go fish
your wedding ring from toilet.
She will need the dough.
“She will need the dough.”
My baker novel’s first line.
What? It’s “knead?” DAMMIT!
What? It’s “knead?” DAMMIT!
But I was kneed in the buns
Then kicked in the…DOH!
Then kicked in the…DOH!
Marrrrrge! The boy kicked my bottom;
Now my bottom’s big!
Now my bottom’s big
Must be another reason
Than much food and beer
“Than much food and beer,”
The gladiator has said.
“And if no food – good.”
And if no food - good
Bread leads to fruit biscuits
And beast breasts to eye rhymes.