Beast breast to eye rhymes.
How quixotic. These are times
when baloney rules.
When baloney rules,
Finer cold cuts never make
the cut, sandwich-wise.
The cut sandwich, wise
Though it was, was not quite wise
Enough to stay whole.
Enough to stay whole
Be at one. Ain’t broke, don’t fix
Sacrifice for whole.
Sacrifice for whole -
or maybe a donut hole?
Mmmm - jelly donut!
Mmmm - jelly donut!
D’oh! The box is empty! Just
a pile of sprinkles!
A pile of sprinkles
What you’ll find when a fairy
Can’t find the toilet
Can’t find the toilet?
Shall I just draw you a map?
An “X” marks the spot.
An “X” marks the spot?
But wouldn’t you rather have
An “X” marks the pot?
An “X” marks the pot?
You’re supposed to make letters
pissing in the snow.
Pissing in the snow
May not leave any traces
If you’re a snowman.
If you’re a snowman
That is OK by me, just
Don’t show your snowballs
Don’t show your snowballs;
Susie Derkins is coming
right past our fort, Hobbes.
Right past our fort, Hobbes,
we see the whole world go by -
Time for adventure!
Time for adventure:
Go into congress screaming
“Legalize the tanks!”
Legalize the tanks
Make my rush hour traffic jams
A little more fun
A little more fun
Is all I ask from one thread.
It’s Haiku Madness.
It’s Haiku Madness.
No more basketball; April
is Poetry Month.
Is poetry month
It’s Mellow as Longfellow
But not lost like Frost
But not lost like Frost
Nor clowning like Browning, just
Off the path, like Plath