Off the path, like Plath.
Live her - Oliver. Be very
With Wendell Berry.
With Wendell Berry
I ate blueberries, and then
Got beriberi
Got beriberi?
Not selling much thiamine
with that lame catch-phrase.
with that lame catch-phrase,
I just sold some worthless junk
To eBay suckers.
To eBay suckers
I sell knock-off underwear
Called Fruit of my Loins
Called Fruit of my Loins
Until the DNA test
Proved he was not so.
Proved that he was not so
Smart, Dumb Donald took his fish
Outside for a walk
Outside for a walk
I got stuck in a time-warp.
I stalked myself home.
I stalked myself home
said celery, I gave him
head said the cabbage
“Head,” said the cabbage,
“So, what’s your favorite film
starring The Monkees?”
starring the Monkees
in “Sponge Bob Goes To the Gym”
Davy Jones’ locker
Davy Jones’ locker
Has toothpaste, hair products and
the souls of the damned
The souls of the damned
Get no mercy, they must watch
Full House marathons
Full “House” marathons:
How many times will you hear,
“It’s never Lupus”?
It’s never Lupus
That got the girl on Mission
Impossible. Hmm.
Impossible? Hmm…
Eat only one of the two
Peanut butter cups
Peanut butter cups
Notably the mini ones
Are so very good
Are so very good.
If you like peanut butter.
If you don’t, they suck.
If you don’t they suck
That is if you don’t die from
snake bite, friends will suck.
snake bite, friends will suck
strangers will just let you die
'cept for yo mama