‘cept for yo mama
I’ve been chaste for the last three
hundred and two days.
hundred and two days
in a row that I have seen
Yo mama nekkid
Yo mama nekkid
Please! Mother does get naked
But not ignorant!
But not ignorant
so what is it that public
office attracts snakes?
office attracts snakes?
The bank has a HISStory
Of hiring adders
“Of Hiring Adders”
A book by Frank Osceola,
Chase Bank CFO.
Chase Bank CFO.
Rakes moolah hand over fist.
Not a bad job, eh?
Not a bad job, eh?
Drink beer and pet dogs all day
At least that’s my dream
At least that’s my dream
that we’ll have a new POTUS
in the White House soon
in the White House soon
Buy nine Russian collusions
Get the tenth one free
Get the tenth one free
The twelfth is what you pay for.
There’s always a catch.
There’s always a catch
at the back of my throat when
Butch and Sundance die.
Butch and Sundance die
Newman and Redford go on
Scoring with The Sting
Scoring with “The Sting”:
Good work by Marvin Hamlisch,
but he’s annoying.
“but he’s annoying”
said John Wilkes Booth, of Lincoln,
“chomping that popcorn”
Chomping that popcorn
I go crazy, like a pop
Corn eating machine
Corn eating machine
Someone please invent this to
Take care of my feet
“Take care of my feet,”
I told my podiatrist,
and he did, quite well
and he did, quite well.
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
A great bell ringer.
A great bell ringer?
As Anita Ward’s song goes,
You can ring my bell