You can ring my bell
Oh please, I want you to play
With my dingaling
With my dingaling
I can do all sorts of things
not all G-rated
not all G-rated
That’s true for some George Carlin
routines. And rap songs.
routines and rap songs?
that’s no party! where are
the hookers and blow?
The hookers and blow
are what I just love about
this 'way cool website!
This way cool website
Might talk about the finals:
the Knights and the Caps
the knights and the caps
look nice, but I think helmets
are more practical
Are more practical
the things we desire
or more beautiful
or more beautiful
As the popular song goes
To me, yes indeed.
To me, yes indeed
Jeff Bleich for Lieutenant Gov
In California
(that’s pronounced “Californ-ya”) 
In California
They pray for a rift to lift
Them out to the sea.
In California:
sun, surf, farms, Hollywood and
earthquakes now and then
Dammit. Ninja’d!
Them out to the sea
anyone got a surfboard?
catch a big wave, dude
Catch a big wave, dude
Then wave back, you don’t want to
Leave the Queen hangin’
Leave the Queen hangin’
out at the Regal Beagle.
Man, that bird can drink!
Man that bird can drink.
Didn’t come up for a breath.
The super-glue worked.
The Super Glue worked
That pesky left testicle
Now remains in place
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Now, remains in place
tend to stay in place, since a
corpse isn’t lively
Corpse isn’t lively
I gave it a brain. Didn’t
Mean to give it mine.
Mean to give it mine
since me is so smart, but was
only one me had
Only one me. Had
To admit that when old bad
Blog posts resurfaced.