Blog posts resurfaced.
Bad, yes, but we’re to improve
To make life gooder.
To make life gooder
consult a dictionary
Use less ungood words
Use less ungood words
And drink less ungood whiskey
Life is not ungood
Life is not ungood
But if you could would you peek
In the other side
In the other side
Of the binoculars is
Where you’ll see bigly
Where you’ll see bigly
Not at the Piggly Wiggly…
Now where do we go?
Now where do we go?
Asks every dead person who
Did not know Jesus.
Did not know Jesus
really liked turnips, bowling;
Bible left that out
Bible left that out:
The recipe for the cake
Left out in the rain.
Left out in the rain:
I have no umbrella, and
soon I’m soaking wet
Soon I’m soaking wet.
Thunder rumbles from the clouds.
No lightning in sight.
No lightning in sight
This big tree will keep me dry
ZZZAPP! PFFFZZZZT! BZZZFFFT! Sizzle.
ZZZAPP! PFFFZZZZT! BZZZFFFT! Sizzle.
No fun standing under trees
when lightning bolts hit
When lightning bolts hit
But are sparks inside the brain
I am at my peak.
I am at my peak
Today, more than other days,
‘Cuz it’s my birthday!
‘Cuz it’s my birthday!
You say it’s your birthday, well
It’s my birthday, too.
(That one wrote itself)
It’s my birthday, too.
(That one wrote itself.) And she
Loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
Lyric gets the prize for most
Words starting with “Y”
Words starting with “Y”:
Yellow, Yodel, Yin and Yang
Next: Words with no “E”.
Next: Words with no “E”?
Can I do that? Yup, I can,
but it’s not a cinch.