But it’s not a cinch
To yodel like a pro but
Some cowboys do it.
Some cowboys do it
And cowgirls. Not together.
On Brokeback Mountain.
On Brokeback Mountain
And in Bedrock, too, they all
Have a gay old time
Have a gay old time
Like ol’ Jake and Ennis did
Or… Fred and Barney?
Or Fred and Barney?
Me, I’d rather consider
Wilma and Betty
Wilma and Betty:
long-suffering Stone Age wives
with bad fashion sense
With bad fashion sense
I rarely, if ever, leave
the house or the home.
the house or the home
or the abode or the crib
there’s no place like them
There’s no place like them
Old cold swimmin’ holes where we’d
Jump in hot headed
Jump in hot-headed
just like a certain leader
orange-skinned lunkhead
Orange-skinned lunkhead
Who is clearly never wrong.
Blame goes to others.
Blame goes to others
and Lordy, there’s 'way too much
ev’ry day there’s more
ev’ry day there’s more
dandelions on my lawn
who’s been planting them?
Who’s been planting them
Joints in the pockets of the
Innocent dopers
Innocent dopers
Naively fall for fake news
With their bleeding hearts
With their bleeding hearts
All of these ER patients
Need surgery stat
Need surgery stat
My fingers do not type right.
Need surgery fast
Need surgery fast?
C’mon down to Bob’s Clinic!
We’ll slice you right quick
We’ll slice you right quick
Knife fighting, hand-to-hand style
You’ll be f*cked up quick!
“You’ll be f*cked up quick!”
There’s an offer I’ll refuse
Better things to do