It is all your fault
It is always your fault, bub. :mad:
Milk out of your nose?
Milk out of your nose?
And buggers out of your mouth.
Kids these days. Tsk tsk.
Kids these days. Tsk tsk.
The Sixties were much better.
So calm, so peaceful.
So calm, so peaceful
This ancient sarcophagus
I could live in here
I could live in here
If only the dust didn’t
Consist of dead Kings
Consist of dead Kings:
How could I lose this poker
hand with FOUR of 'em?
hand with FOUR of 'em?
fingers, I mean. And my twin
brother is all thumbs
Brother is all thumbs
and sister is all kneecaps
don’t ask what I am!
don’t ask what I am
because i am what I am
said the sailor man
Said the sailor man:
rum, sodomy and the lash
are our traditions
Are our traditions
What keep us from evolving?
Where is the new world?
Where is the new world?
We probably should not have
Turned right at Iceland
Turned right at Iceland
Instead of Albuquerque
Now what would Bugs do?
Now what would Bugs do?
Wascally wabbit is my
cartoony life coach
cartoony life coach
had me run right through a wall
left an impression
Left an impression
when I yodeled during Mass
priest was not amused
priest was not amused
When I revealed to his flock
HE was born a SHE
He was born a she.
I welcome all to this world.
Live the change you want.
Live the change you want
Wanna be an astronaut?
Go on, drink that Tang
Go on, drink that Tang
Your blood sugar will spike up,
But so what, it’s sweet