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why’s haiku so restrictive?
controlling bastards!
Controlling Bastards
great Sixties band from Blawnox
a one-hit wonder
a one-hit wonder
check out Zanger and Evans
perfect example.
Perfect example
Of a fish out of water:
One of those lungfish
one of those lungfish
took my wallet! No kidding!
I want them all dead!
I want them all dead!
Those people who cannot spell
Zager and Evans
Zager and Evans
Can’t recall what their hit was.
Google surely knows.
Zager and Evans
Denny sells guitars today
Rick is still alive
(thanks, Wikipedia, for your assistance!)
Google surely knows.
As does Wikipedia,
As I said above.
Google surely knows
Where I left my car keys, 'cause
I gotta go now!
Rick is still alive
In our friend’s memory. sigh
…I gotta go now.
As I said above
Please read and obey the rules
For Haiku Madness
For Haiku Madness
You don’t have to be crazy
But it doesn’t hurt
But it doesn’t hurt
as much as a broken heart
country musical
Country musical
Les Mis with a real twang, ya’ll
Paris meets Nashville.
…
I just pissed myself
Wake at noon will just not do
Shit myself at dawn
To get back on track…
Paris meets Nashville
Steven Hawking goes to hell
Mayans knew their shit
Shit myself at dawn
better than a firing sqaud
shooting me at dawn
Back on track again:
Mayans knew their shit
Armageddon in two years
John Cusack, save us!
John Cusack save us
from the scary paper boy
I don’t have two bucks!
I don’t have two bucks
Said the horny young doe who
Wanted a threesome