We energy drink.
We sugar drink and digest.
We Yoda talk like.
We Yoda talk like;
political twists confuse.
Vote thoughtfully, please.
Vote thoughtfully, please
Trump would not be President
If people had brains.
If people had brains
I would not have to declare
Asshole of the Day
Asshole of the Day
Would have to be Donald Trump
Also ev’ry day
Also ev’ry day
What women want from men is
Lots of long back rubs
Lots of long back rubs
Release stinky genies from
Drowsy flesh bottles.
Drowsy flesh bottles
Are what mom gives baby at
3 a.m. feedings
3 a.m. feedings?
Isn’t there a better term
for a midnight snack?
for a midnight snack
I have dark chocolate chips
Sweet and fun to eat.
Sweet and fun to eat?
No . . . I can not bring myself
to say what comes next.
to say what comes next
In six plus one syllables
Hmmm, sounds kind of tough.
Hmmm, sounds kind of tough,
A lot to chew on and for
Sure, hard to swallow.
Sure, hard to swallow.
Sure, maybe for you but not
For Linda Lovelace
For Linda Lovelace
Her mom died when she went down
On the Titanic
On the Titanic
First class passengers got saved.
It sucks to be poor
It sucks to be poor
Folks who say it’s a blessing
Have never been poor.
Have never been poor
And I’ve never been to me
But I’ve been mellow
But I’ve been mellow
About how poor and feeble
Poetry sales are.
Poetry sales are
Never doing very well
Except for sex poems