Who tells your story.
Just ask Happy Jack and his
Big sister, Disco.
Big sister Disco
And little brother punk rock
Middle sister, pop
Middle sister, pop
Would never spank, she was quite
The goody two shoes
The “Goody Two Shoes”?
Nah, my fave was “Desperate
But Not Serious.”
But not serious
inquiries only, I want
time-wasting idjits
Time-wasting idjits
on electronic gadgets
twists my little head.
On electronic
Presidential balloting.
Last one make me sick.
Crap. Ignore above post. Wrong thread.
Substitute this one:
Twists my little head,
Makes my little eyes pop out
And my stomach heave.
And my stomach heave-
ing attests: Success! Excess!
Halloween Candy
Halloween Candy
Has zero calories and
Plenty of fiber
Plenty of fiber
In Halloween candy? You’re
A fiber fibber!
A fiber fibber
Claims they eat a lot of kale
Is kale high fiber?
Is kale high fiber?
Do kites made of kale fly high?
What am I smoking?
What am I smoking?
Hint: No filter, and rhymes with
Dorothy’s last name
Dorothy’s last name
Is… is… is… I don’t know, man.
I was loaded, man.
“I was loaded, man,”
Said the die who came up snake
Eye, reptile Cyclops.
Eye reptile Cyclops.
Take a good long, hard, look, and
pity the monster.
Pity the monster
But do not condemn it, for
The monster is you
The Monster is you.
Rock Star is me. We are what
We energy drink.