Denial waning
Will be Donald Trump’s last words.
Or maybe O.J.'s
Or maybe O.J.'s
Your preferred breakfast drink, or
A shot and a beer?
A shot and a beer?
Boilermakers for breakfast?
No Bloody Marys?
No Bloody Marys?
Damn, I am SO out of here
Ain’t brunch without it
Ain’t brunch without it.
A big old plate of eggs and
A pile of bacon.
A pile of bacon
Brought by the café boss
Coaxed me to help him
This happened when I was in IT a few years ago. The café manager brought me a huge plate of bacon to ask me if I could help with his printer. I would have helped him anyways, of course, but the bacon was a nice add.
Coaxed me to help him
Not drown. Lifesaver, I threw
Peppermint, it was
Peppermint, it was
A peppermint candy cane.
Christmas is coming!
Christmas is coming
Time to decorate, but what
About Halloween?
About Halloween
Can we talk for a minute?
Let’s make it scary!
n/m
Let’s make it scary!
Let’s dress up as Donald Trump.
Nothing more scary!
Nothing more scary,
unless you happen to be
a male billionaire.
a male billionaire
has two bill-i-ard rooms with
fancy pot passers
Fancy pot passers
keep their pinky fingers up
when they pass the joint
when they pass the joint
they make a u-turn and then
they’re in high cotton
There, in high cotton,
Deeds were done, and done again
In Brautigan’s fuzz.
In Brautigan’s fuzz
They found nothing of interest
'cept the bullet hole
'Cept the bullet hole
In Abe’s temple; So Mary,
How’d you like the play?
How’d you like the play
Hamilton? Who lives, who dies
Who tells your story?