I guess she’s cute, yeh
But looks don’t make up for her
Sociopathy
I’m not failing math
cuz Bartleby’s homework helpis
so super dope.
So super dope
Better than regular dope
Get a higher high
Got a higher high
When I belted out a high “C”
Singing is worth it!
Hi Tony, welcome to The Dope.
In this thread you use the last line of the most recent Haiku as the first line of your own original Haiku.
Also, the syllable count of Haikus is 5-7-5.
Please go again (using the current most recent post). 
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Singing is worth it
But playing the tuba, they
Say that really blows
Say that really blows.
Florence will often have a
Lot of rain and wind.
Lot of rain and wind
his wife, turned to salt, would melt
pretty messily
pretty messily
How I eat my spaghetti
I might need a bib
I might need a bib.
Quickly, I go on ebay
To bid on a bib.
To bid on a bib
You start out at 20 bob
Then Bob’s your uncle
Then Bob’s your uncle
Until his surgery. Then
Roberta’s your aunt.
Roberta’s your aunt
And your aunt ain’t got uncle’s
Unctuous ankles.
Unctuous ankles?
What that is? Silly, I guess.
I have specious toes.
I have specious toes.
They look like old bananas
But grip like hawk’s claws
Butt grip like hawk’s claws,
My gluteus maximus
Never lets me down.
Never lets me down
no matter how much I ask
so I must break free
So I must break free
Of this popping pills habit
Or I fear I’ll die!
Ohr: I fear I’ll die
Never knowing whether I
Or Trump colluded.
. . . Or Trump colluded. . .
She mused, without conviction.
Denial waning.