Haiku Madness

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Kid rule number four:
There are only six kid rules
Kid rule number five:

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Kid rule number five
Need untimely bathroom breaks
Kid rule Number six:

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Kid rule number six:
Don’t trust Mustard! Kid
rule number seven:

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rule number seven
When asked ‘who did this’ act deaf
kid rule number eight

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kid rule number eight
There’s no kid rule number eight
Kid rule number nine

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kid rule number eight:
Be good only when needed
kid rule number nine:

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Kid rule number nine:
Don’t be good, but be careful.
Kid rule number ten:

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Kid Rule Number Ten:
Why not always try kindness?
Kid Rule Eleven:

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Kid Rule Eleven:
Kick the wolfman in the nards
Kid Rule Number twelve

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Kid Rule Number twelve
Smoke 'em if you got 'em; kid
rule number thirteen

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Rule number thirteen:
Look over there. Made you look!
Kid rule 10+4:

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Kid Rule 10+4:
Don’t try to divide Mom, Dad
Kid Rule ten plus five:

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Kid Rule ten plus five:
Love is a sign of weakness.
Kid Rule 10 plus 6:

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Kid Rule 10 plus 6:
Don’t step on the sidewalk cracks.
Kid rule seventeen:

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Kid rule seventeen:
Don’t write naughty words on walls
if you can’t spel gud.

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If you can’t spel gud,
Rede Rool 18: At 18
Play by your own rules.

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Play by your own rules
Cuz we covered all kid rules
Fun while it lasted

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Fun while it lasted.
That’s my life philosophy.
Cuz we all will die.

10461

Cuz, we all will die,
but yer paw’ll shoot ya if yuh
marry yer sister.

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Marry yer sister?
Well, I’ll be horn swoggled. Yup.
I guess she’s cute, yeh.