And old mixing bowl?
My first love till I dropped him—
Now we’re broken up.
Now we’re broken up
Over the inconsistent
Artistry here ‘bouts.
Artistry here ‘bouts
Leaves something to be desired
Black velvet Elvis
Black velvet Elvis
By Monet sold at Christie’s
For fourteen million
For fourteen million
buy fourteen million tacos
That’s quite a bargain
That’s quite a bargain:
One day’s oil burned for eight days!
Cut our heating costs.
Cut our heating costs
Cried out the freezing people
Let them eat cold cuts
Let them eat cold cuts
But I beg you please save all
The hot ones for me
The hot ones for me.
You can have the fridged one
Bad sex is still good.
Bad sex is still good
Because sex is like pizza
Hot, cheesy, greasy
Hot, cheesy, greasy
Not the right lyrics to
Title song from “Hair”
Title song from “Hair”
No longer relates to some
Baby boomers, right?
Baby Boomers, right?
Yeah, no longer babies and
No longer booming.
No longer booming,
My box has been broken and
McLean’s music died.
McLean’s music died
The day the music died was
on February 3rd
on February 3rd
I kept writing Feb 2nd
How long will this last?
(BTW, FOUL! - “on February 3rd”)
How long will this last?
“Time for a cool change?” sang the
Little River Band
Little River Band
still tours Australia. People
think they’re Men At Work.
think they’re Men At Work?
HA! The government has no
Men who work at all.
Men who work at all
Hours of the day and night sleep
When they arrive home.