in the USA
where Springsteen was Born to Run
New Jersey’s home boy.
New Jersey’s home boy
Is Jon Bon Jovi himself
He’ll make it I swear
He’ll make it I swear
to friggin Aphrodite.
To friggin Hades.
To friggin Hades
with my damned car. It’s not a
Lambo Diablo.
Lambo Diablo
It’s a dead giveaway that
you need Viagra
golf clap
You need Viagra
if Sofía Vergara
doesn’t raise your flag.
doesn’t raise your flag.
I hope when Donald Trump dies
Flags are not lowered.
Flags are not lowered
I might have to buy one, just
to raise it up high.
To raise it up high
Use lots of yeast, sugar and
Warmth, then knead, knead, knead.
Warmth, then knead, knead, knead
Sounds like instructions I gave
On my wedding night
On my wedding night
My girlfriend became legit.
She’s now my mistress.
She’s now my mistress.
And my wife does not object.
How lucky am I?
How lucky am I?
I married an Irish gal
Born on St. Pat’s Day
Born on St. Pat’s Day
My parents named me Patrick
And my last name is Green.
My last name is Green.
My friend dislikes his name. He
is White with envy.
is White with envy
similar to beige with rage
and yellow with lust?
And yellow with lust?
Do you take golden showers?
That is just nasty.
That is just nasty.
Not super dooper nasty.
And then there’s… NASTAY.
Parents should be shot
If they don’t get their kids shot,
As in, with vaccines.
As in, with vaccines
They cause autism? Get real
And get your kids shot.