Haiku Madness

You can’t tell with Trump.
You have to show with simple
Pictures, e.g. wall.

Pictures, e.g., walls,
Are what Trump needs to understand
Most simple objects.

Most simple objects
Are just no longer for sale
Damn technology!

Damn technology
It has been a long time since
I’ve slammed the phone down

I’ve slammed the phone down
So many times in my mind.
A nervous breakdown.

A nervous breakdown
Is when your Honda conks out
In a Detroit 'hood

In a Detroit Hood
Saw a man in a hoodie
Laughing like a fool

Laughing like a fool
Is what smart people do when
No one is looking.

No one is looking
I took two ketchup packets
I am such a sneak

I am such a sneak.
I loaf, dance, and play tennis
I should be a shoe.

I should be a shoe.
Who is this toilet paper
Stuck onto my sole?

Stuck onto my sole
Is my trodden soul. Help me
Save my trodden soul.

Save my trodden soul.
It’s old and dodders, and so
Needs to be coddled.

Needs to be coddled
Cause that’s how I like my eggs.
Not fried or scrambled.

Not fried or scrambled
Please don’t wreck your brain, it’s the
only one you have

Only one you have;
your other hand is missing
Yoda notices.

Yoda notices
My weird sentence construction
Words are in order

Words are. In order
To speak, write or sign, one must
Take notice of that.

Take notice of that
And this and the other thing.
Life involves so much!

Life involves so much
unspoken competition
in the USA