No Kraft Singles please!
They make me sick enough to…
Oh, jeez, gotta go.
Oh, jeez, gotta go
Shuffle to the can and can’t
Forget the room spray.
Forget the room spray
Where’s the stuff that will cover
The house and the yard?
The house and the yard
In the middle of the street
Just got runned over
Just got runned over
by a speedy roadrunner
Then it said “Beep beep!”
Then it said “Beep, beep.”
Just like the Nash Rambler’s horn
By the Cadillac.
By the Cadillac
It doesn’t have a roof rack!
That’s not my Buick!
That’s not my Buick.
I wouldn’t own such garbage.
Mine’s a Honda Fit.
Mine’s a Honda Fit.
Which is rather ironic
I’m not really fit
I’m not really fit,
But I look like I work out
In the mud and muck.
In the mud and muck
The muck gets muddied and the
Mud gets good and mucked.
Mud gets good and mucked
Really, that’s as it should be
Unmucked mud ain’t cool
Unmucked mud ain’t cool
Let’s talk of muck and mire
Drinking hot coffee.
Drinking hot coffee
Is not my cup of tea but
A cup of tea is.
A cup of tea is
Something I wish I enjoyed
Might try it again
Might try it again
Predict a Boston team win.
And see what happens.
See what happens
When you use Cheez Whiz for paint?
It’s a disaster
It’s a disaster
when my brother confuses
shit and Shinola.
shit and Shinola
can’t tell them apart. oh yeah,
one comes from the butt
One comes from the butt
The other comes from the mouth
You can’t tell with Trump