Lord, soon be over
Third house on right, porch light on
One more thing: bring pie
One more thing: bring pie
Apple, French silk, or pizza
I will eat it all
I will eat. It all
Starts with sustenance. So said
Abraham Maslow.
Abraham Maslow
Said it begins with breathing.
Gently—no jogging!
Gently—no jogging!
Time to sit for the long dark
Tea time of the soul.
Tea time of the soul
No, booze of the soul because
It’s after five now.
It’s after five now.
Now I’ll have a nap since I’ve
Been drinking since nine
Been drinking since nine -
Can’t drink all day unless you
start in the morning! 
Start in the morning
With a good, balanced breakfast
Jack and Coke work well
Jack and Coke work well
to clean auto batteries.
Tch! Wasteful life hacks.
Tch! Wasteful life hacks
Are why I stay in bed till noon
And watch old cartoons.
And watch old cartoons
with personality like
crafty Bugs Bunny.
crafty Bugs Bunny
originally from Wales
he’s a Welsh rabbit
He’s a Welsh rabbit
hopping around your kitchen;
melted cheese on toast.
melted cheese on toast.
I like Swiss, cheddar, or jack
No Velveeta please
No Velveeta please
'less you’re making mac n cheese
cuz melty goodness
'Cause melty goodness
Depends on things being good—
No Velvetta please!
no Velveeta please!
I like colby, muenster, curds
no Kraft Singles please
Oops! Thanks for disregarding that, IG.
Heh, I didn’t even notice. Science!