Wrong trivia thread
Don’t confuse real trivia
With made-up, false, fake
With made-up, false, fake
boobs, Lucy Van Pelt made a
move on Charlie Brown!
Move on, Charlie brown!
You’re a Good Man, and deserve
to be on Broadway!
To be on Broadway
One must first catch a ride east
To New York City.
To New York City,
A subway token and a
Dollar in my shoe.
Dollar in my shoe
Salesman told me I don’t want
Your funky money
Your funky money
Is simply not a match for
My funky monkey
My funky monkey
Is simply not a match for
Your chunky monkey.
Your chunky monkey
Heard bananas were on sale
And that’s when he split
And tht’s when he split
The back of his pants. Limbo
How low can you go?
“How low can you go?”
He asked, adjusting his pants.
Said she,”Gotta go.”
Adjusting his pants.
He told her "get off your knees
And now, let us dance.
Ignore above post. I confused the two haiku threads.
She said “Gotta go.
Where is the ladies’ bathroom?
I really need it.”
I really need it:
Cake is better than Xanax.
Pie comes in 2nd.
Pie comes in 2nd
to the circle radius
‘R’ you hip…or square?
‘R’ you hip…or square?
But it’s hip to be square; so
Says Huey Lewis
Says Huey Lewis:
" 'fraid you’re just too darn loud." From
Back to the Future.
Back to the Future
Remember when Y2K
Was in the future?
Was in the future
Is now in the present and
Will be in the past.
Will in the past
As the song goes: All my trials,
Lord, soon be over.