Says Cookie Monster
Me like Girl Scouts. Girl Scouts have
The sweet stuff me like.
The sweet stuff me like:
Peanut M&Ms, frosting,
fudge brownies…COMA!
Fudge brownies…COMA!
Carrots, Brussel sprouts, green beans.
Vegging a coma!
Vegging a coma!
Reviving a question mark!
Cool punctuation!
Cool punctuation
And a great human organ
The humble colon.
The humble colon
Always has to take shit, but
It gives a shit too
It gives a shit to
That shitty shiatsu. Really
I don’t say shit much.
I don’t say “shit much?”
Unless I’m curious 'bout
One’s bowel movements
One’s bowel movements
Is as interesting as
One’s sex life. It’s not.
One’s sex life. It’s not
Fitting to talk about it
Loudly at a film
Loudly at a film
My wife will swear quite often,
If science fiction.
If science fiction
was nonfiction, Luke would be
voted president.
voted president?
THAT Donald John Trump Junior?
Could not happen! D’OH!!
Could not happen! D’OH!!
A Simpson becomes pres’dent?
Don’t have a cow, man!
Don’t have a cow, man!
The sitting president’s tweets
are bull excrement
are bull excrement
and excrement of horses
lying MF’ers?
Lying MF’ers
are in competition with
honest SOBs.
honest, SOBs
you’re all a bunch of jerk-off
mealy-mouthed A-holes
mealy mouthed A-holes
Are not worth a Hoover damn
Or a cigar’s butt.
Or a cigar’s butt
Or a sappy haiku, or
Sloppy fake flowers