Sloppy fake flowers
Mothers love receiving them
Happy Mother’s Day.
Happy Mother’s Day
Early to all you lovely
Mothers. Go crazy.
Mothers, go crazy
Splash a little bourbon in
That morning coffee
That morning coffee
This fine little haiku game
Keeps me going strong.
Keeps me going strong.
My daily “meds” are not drugs
All thousand of them.
All thousand of them
They are crawling up my arm
smiling, creepy ants
smiling, creepy ants
always watching me. Gonna
return this ant farm
Already got one
Only one one dollar bill?
I want ten million!
I want ten million
Best friends, each one knowing to
Never disturb me
Never disturb me
When I’m eating my pudding
My tasty pudding
My tasty pudding
has bananas, Vanilla
Wafers and milk. YUM!
Wafers and milk. YUM!
You claim to be a vegan?
Soy milk is all right.
Soy milk is all right?
Show me a farmer who can
milk an adult soy!
milk an adult soy?
Just where is a soy’s nipples?
Must know for science
Must know for science
Is there really a gay gene?
If there is…so what?
If there is so what
Why no so who or so why?
Or even so how?
Or even so how
Do you get a friend to stop
Being such a dumb dick?
Being a dumb Dick
Nixon defiantly said
I am not a crook
Note: Foul on previous entry, repaired in mine
I am not a crook
Said a crook not as crooked
As Crooked Donald